Planet Mercenary retail outlets can be found in most systems across the Wormgate network, and even beyond. For the coordinates of the franchisee nearest you, nodemail "Planet Mercenary" from your handbrain, and we'll securely conn—
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USERS OF THE LEGACY "WEB" ARE ABLE TO PRE-ORDER OUR OLD-TIMEY, PENCIL-AND-PAPER ROLE PLAYING GAME AND RELATED MERCHANDISE.
Available Now
Planet Mercenary is now available to be ordered from the Schlock Mercenary Store.