Planet Mercenary's catalog is so famously large that it cannot be meaningfully perused through such pedestrian means as "page turning." Here on this primitive "web" portal we have provided only the smallest subset of our most popular products, an apeterif meant to whet your appetite for weapons and materiel. Stop into any Planet Mercenary retailer for the full meal...

One of my franchisees did the unthinkable, and ordered a paper-fabbing printbot to output the 3089 Catalog Update as slicks. The printbot escaped the retail outlet and turned an entire subcontinental forest on Panu-3 into glossy, full-color pages.

More's the pity, the locals stopped fighting over the forest and our sales on Panu-3 plummeted.

The Planet Mercenary Role Playing Game

The only old-timey, pencil-and-paper game in the galaxy that will make your grunts smarter as they play it! USERS OF…


Here at Planet Mercenary we understand your needs. We know the targets you're shooting at, and it's not unlikely that we've sold armor to them in the past. If you're going to take that hill by force, you're going to need our help.

There’s no single perfect option, and with the exception of hiring the job out to somebody far tougher than you, there's no “easy” button. Different jobs require different tools. The long gun that lets you neutralize targets from two thousand meters away is a poor choice for a boarding action, and the scattergun that turns a sweep of the deck into a swab of the deck isn’t what you want to carry into the nerve center of a comm station. 

Spend a little time thinking about how the hurt needs to be applied, and and we'll tell you how much of that hurt is going to get put on your wallet, first. No pain, no gain. 


Can you see Point B from Point A? If you can't you probably need a ride. If you can, then the odds are pretty good that the enemy can see the route you'll be taking, and you need a ride with some bullet repellant. 

We've got everything from hoverboards to armored limosines, from enforcement cruisers to gunships. They say you can be big, or you can be fast, but you can't be both. They're wrong. If your pockets are deep enough you can be big AND fast, and on top of Point B before the locals figure out that Point A has declared war.


You're a discerning commander. You know what you like, and you know how to spell "materiel." We take pride in our selection of uniforms, comm gear, entry kits, medical supplies, and everything else on that long list of things you depend on having flow freely up your supply chain.