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[redacted], Office of the CEO — 21 May

For eight hundred years Planet Mercenary has been offering our clients the finest weapons and materiel the free market has to offer. During that time we've produced, in-house, a number of educational products, but over several hands of decades we've learned that the education wasn't working. You, our customers, are bright, discerning people who understand the value of knowledge. You have, however, a number of sophonts in your employ who are literally too dumb to live, and you can't get these poor grunts to read a book to save their lives. Enter our latest product, the Planet Mercenary Role Playing Game. With our help, you'll be able to trick your grunts into reading about the equipment they use, the enemies…

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Intern M. V. [Full name redacted pending wrongful death lawsuit] — 9 May

This neo-retro-thing we're doing, this game? I didn't 'xpect to find my call in it, but that's 'xactly what happened. Lemme tell: When Terl'Kris assigned me to this project I made the shrugs. Writing a game? Nope. That's calorie-burning for the creatives. That's not what I do. Me, I'm about taking stale copy and making it bop for sub-dialects of GalWest, and there's not a drip-loo of 'riginal thinking required.  So I sat on my paws for a stack of revos until one of my co's came in with the stalest, drabbermost cards I'd ever seen. Just look at this thing. I don't want to barrass the co, but just look! Me, I know that cards are s'posta be slick,…

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