News

  • 21

    May

    Welcome, Valued Customer!

    For eight hundred years Planet Mercenary has been offering our clients the finest weapons and materiel the free market has to offer. During that time we've produced, in-house, a number of educational products, but over several hands of decades we've learned that the education wasn't working. You, our customers, are… Read more
    By [redacted], Office of the CEO | 21 May 2015
  • 9

    May

    Making Mayhem from Mundane

    This neo-retro-thing we're doing, this game? I didn't 'xpect to find my call in it, but that's 'xactly what happened. Lemme tell: When Terl'Kris assigned me to this project I made the shrugs. Writing a game? Nope. That's calorie-burning for the creatives. That's not what I do. Me, I'm about… Read more
    By Intern M. V. [Full name redacted pending wrongful death lawsuit] | 9 May 2015